pdamndiabolical:

lakemichiganbaby-moved-deactiva:

btw being excessively nonconfrontational is NOT a positive trait. it does not mean u are “too nice” or just too kind to hurt people, it means u have a problem communicating and you need to work on it.

I learned to be a really direct person and actively seek out blunt friends because the idea of someone being mad or upset with me but refusing to say anything is like terrifying to me. active communication is so much healthier and less stressful. I also don’t have any patience for passive aggression anymore

bodyglitter:

okay i need everybodys opinions on all of these foods: pineapple pizza, avocado, hummus, candy corn, nutella, and dark chocolate

jakemorph:

you cant just fucking mix potions bro… you mix a health and a mana potion you know what you get? purple potion. you know what purple is? it’s poison idiot. people go to magician school for this shit

imeverywoman420:

The pink sauce lady thought fda was about medical supplies she didnt even know what the fda was this tweet is so fucking funny

notedchampagne:

parents were invented by the government to sell more therapy